Elvis - Sichtung

[Johnny B.]

spain
Name: Alex
When: 14-june-2005
Circumstance: Hi, I'm an Elvis impersonator and while I was performing with my white jumpsuit in a casino, there came a woman to me and asked: "Do you think you're Elvis?" I said "Please don not ask me silly questions, lady, you know he's dead and besides, do I look like being 70 years old?" Another impersonator was listening to the conversation so he asked me the same question: "Are you Elvis?". I laughed out loud and said: "Hey, you must be Elvis too" He looked pissed and said: "No, you are Elvis two, I'm Elvis one!" He then turned his back and was gone. Nobody believed me this ever happened, casino personel are still reviewing all video tapes from the surveillance cameras to for evidence. I'll keep you informed. Take care. Alex

[Cap]

spain
Name: Alex
When: 14-june-2005
Circumstance: Hi, I'm an Elvis impersonator and while I was performing with my white jumpsuit in a casino, there came a woman to me and asked: "Do you think you're Elvis?" I said "Please don not ask me silly questions, lady, you know he's dead and besides, do I look like being 70 years old?" Another impersonator was listening to the conversation so he asked me the same question: "Are you Elvis?". I laughed out loud and said: "Hey, you must be Elvis too" He looked pissed and said: "No, you are Elvis two, I'm Elvis one!" He then turned his back and was gone. Nobody believed me this ever happened, casino personel are still reviewing all video tapes from the surveillance cameras to for evidence. I'll keep you informed. Take care. Alex

[Herbi]

...tia sachen gibt es die sind echt zum......tot

[allerteuerste]

well, well, well, wie gesagt: elvis one wäre 70 oder hätte einen seeeeeeeeeeeehr guten plastischen chirugen ... hmm? vielleicht weiß priscilla ja näheres?

[JimDandy]

well, well, well, wie gesagt: elvis one wäre 70 oder hätte einen seeeeeeeeeeeehr guten plastischen chirugen ... hmm? vielleicht weiß priscilla ja näheres?

War die Rede nicht von einem guten Chirurgen ?

[dotore]

War die Rede nicht von einem guten Chirurgen ?

Da kann nur Lisas Ex weiterhelfen.

[Cap]

Da kann nur Lisas Ex weiterhelfen.

Wenn er nix an der Nase machen lässt

[Tafka S.]

Was stimmt denn nicht mit der Nase von Nicolas Cage?

[gast-200612042]

er meinte exex oder exexex ????

[Cap]

Was stimmt denn nicht mit der Nase von Nicolas Cage?

[Gast-20061113]

spain
Name: Alex
When: 14-june-2005
Circumstance: Hi, I'm an Elvis impersonator and while I was performing with my white jumpsuit in a casino, there came a woman to me and asked: "Do you think you're Elvis?" I said "Please don not ask me silly questions, lady, you know he's dead and besides, do I look like being 70 years old?" Another impersonator was listening to the conversation so he asked me the same question: "Are you Elvis?". I laughed out loud and said: "Hey, you must be Elvis too" He looked pissed and said: "No, you are Elvis two, I'm Elvis one!" He then turned his back and was gone. Nobody believed me this ever happened, casino personel are still reviewing all video tapes from the surveillance cameras to for evidence. I'll keep you informed. Take care. Alex

...nun das ganze noch mal auf Deutsch...

[burroughs]

...nun das ganze noch mal auf Deutsch...

ich übersetz nix mehr..
sonst krieg ich wieder schimpfe
is aber auch so ganz verständlich zu lesen

[Gast-20061113]

ich übersetz nix mehr..
sonst krieg ich wieder schimpfe
is aber auch so ganz verständlich zu lesen

Also ich bin der Ober Looser in Englisch... lese nur "bla bla bla"

[Johnny B.]

Also ich bin der Ober Looser in Englisch... lese nur "bla bla bla"

Das steht dort aber gar nicht

Kurze Inhaltserklärung.
Ein Imi glaubt er hat den echten Elvis getroffen und mit ihm gesprochen.
Der echte King hat den Imi beim Konzert besucht und ihm gesagt er sei nur Elvis Nummer 2, denn er sei der echte Elvis - die Nummer 1.
Er wird uns weiter alle News berichten wenn sich noch was ergibt

[Girlhappy]

Aha - der Elvis - wo der überall rumstreunt.