Oh Gott, Leute, wollt ihr mich umbringen ...?

Alabama Wild Man
(Jerry Reed)

(Well, all right ... Watcha!)

Well, my Daddy was a hard shelled Alabama preacher
My Momma was a dedicated sunday school teacher
My brother went to college and got a Ph.D
Daddy said the only dud in the family was me ...

He said: "Boy, you ain't never gonna amount to a thing!
You standin' 'round with that silly looking guitar and sing
You hang around them juke joints all the time
Making music like some wild man that lost his mind!"

(Spoken) Going, "Suck it to me! Well, what's that supposed to mean?
Boy, You're just a wild man!"

Well, then one day daddy told me: "Boy, I've had enough!
Now You can pack up that guitar and you just pack up your stuff!"
So I left home and organized myself a band,
Called myself The Alabama Wild Man

Well, I worked all them joints from the East to the West
Never making no money, nearly starvin' to death
I'm livin' on coffee and cold sardines,
Sody crackers, and pork and beans ...

But I finally went to Music City, USA
Said "I'm the Alabama Wild Man, and I'm here to stay!"
Took my guitar and showed 'em what I was talking about
So we made a little record - and we put it out!

With me going: "Suck it to me, honey! Play that guitar!
Get it, get it!"

Well, now I'm driving Cadillacs a city block long
The Alabama Wild Man can do no wrong!
'Cause I'm selling them records, I'm working those shows
And people love me everywhere I go!

But a funny thing happened 'bout a week or so back
I worked a show in my home town and the place was packed
Guess who was sittin' out on the front row seat?
Well, my Daddy grinnin' up at me pattin' his feet

(Spoken) Yellin', "Sock it to your Daddy, wild man. Hook it, boy, hook it!
Play that guitar, show 'em, Son!"

(Spoken) "Yeah, that's my boy, all right!
Taught him everything he knows!
Bought him his first guitar!
Sock it to your Daddy, son!
Go ahead! Put it to me, put it to me!
Keep them checks comin' in, boy ..."

Für mich das musikalische Antidepressivum schlechthin: Jerry Reed. Unbedingt anhören ... Sorgt immer und unmittelbar für gute Laune.

mich bauen immer die housemartins mit ihrem geilen 80er jahre pop auf....geile sachen zb

Its happy hour again
I think I might be happy if I wasnt out with them
And theyre happy its a lovely place to be
Happy that the fire is real the barman is a she
Where the haircuts smile
And the meaning of style
Is a night out with the bass
Where you win or you lose
And its them who choose
And if you dont win then youve lost

What a good place to be
Dont believe it
Cause they speak a different language
And its never really happened to me
%7BIts happy hour again%7D
Dont believe it
Cause they speak a different language
And its never really happened to me
%7BIts happy hour again%7D

Its another night out with the boss
Following in footsteps overgrown with moss
And they tell me that women grow on trees
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees

Where they open all their wallets
And they close all their minds
And they love to buy you all a drink
And then we ask all the questions
And you take all your clothes off
And go back to the kitchen sink

toller thread

total heiter:

Kassierer "Arm ab"

im prinzip habe ich nichts gegen deine person
du bist netter mensch doch ich bekomm argressionen
dein lachen, dein blick,deine affige frisur
du bist nur ein dämlack in irrer montur

deine fettigen haare stoßen am kragen an
du eigenschaftsloser PILLEMANN!
dein pullover und deine doofe jacke
ist auch ein grund für meine harte attacke

zuerst reiß ich dir dein arm ab
und dann haue ich dir mit deinem armband vor die schnauze
zuerst reiß ich dir dein arm ab
und dann haue ich dir mit deinem armband vor die schnauze(kanste ja wieder anpappen lassen)

vom weitem ja da riech ich dich schon
du stinkst penetrant nach pitralon
betritts du den raum is's als wär jemand gegangen
oder hätte sich jemand auf gehangen

du bist gut gelaunt und das ohne grund
wie schmecken dir glühende kohlen im mund
in der rechten backe lutscht du ein bonbon
dafür wirst du bestraft ohne pardon

zuerst reiß ich dir deinen arm ab
und dann haue ich dir mit deinem armband vor die schnauze
zuerst reiß ich dir deinen arm ab
und dann haue ich dir mit deinem armband vor die schnauze(kanste ja wieder anpappen lassen)

manchmal würde ich dir am liebsten den sack abreißen
und den sack mit schwung aus dem fenster schmeißen
aber eigentlich bist du mir gar nicht so fern
es gibt momente da habe ich dich wirklich gern
wenn man es beim lichte beschaut
bist du doch eine wirklich ehrliche haut
was geschen ist ist nun mal geschen
unsere freundschaft aber bleibt immer bestehndocument.write('')

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